I love how it took him a moment
"Why Your Depressed Lover Keeps Saying Sorry"
-Valentina Thompson (Stay Art Gallery, 01/31/2014)
”I hope my sadness doesn’t replace my name on your Caller ID,
I hope that you remember that this isn’t me—”
do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo
even his name is an innuendo
It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.
i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”
If you ever think how white people act in horror movies is just a stereotype remember that my grandma used to work in an insane asylum and for fun during her downtime on the night shift she would wander around the abandoned tunnels under the asylum where 8 people had died
what the fuck your grandma is metal as fuck