destroy-wifi:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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(Source: dundermifflinsabres)


GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(Source: fifthharmony)

rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not


noablaespanol:

HE JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT

(Source: lord-stark)

pyjamazombie:

sherlockedcompanion:

i-make-doodles-lol:

gallifrey-feels:

cosmo-gyral:

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

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Probably

Definitely. 

Obviously.

It’s history.

(Source: shadzu)